FTW! or Adventures on the High Sea
- November 29th, 2005
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Disappointing: Watching helplessly as the lens to your glasses falls to the shower floor at the gym.
Travesty: Bending over to pick up the lens (don’t worry, private showers) and discovering that the frame has snapped.
Debacle: Trying to figure how the fuck you’re going to make it through the day now that your capacity to visually identify the world has been halved.
Dangerous: Navigating to the grocery store for superglue with only one eye.
Aggravation: First grocery store doesn’t open until 10:00 A.M. WTF? Lolzorz!
Introspective: Wondering what the cashier is thinking when you arrive at the checkout squinty eyed with a tube of super glue, bananas and a can of green beans?
Accomplishment: Successfully repairing frames with super glue without adhering anything to my person in an awkward fashion, and making it to work on time.
Apprehensive: Wondering if at any moment the adhesive super powers of the glue will give up the “ghost” and leave me visually hindered again.