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How dare this insignificant roundhead talk about her like that.

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You know, I’ve learned something today. It is a bad idea to microwave the honey bear, even if he has very little honey left in him. He tends to expulse his contents all over the bottom of the microwave and if you’ve never experienced it, I believe that honey takes on a molten magma like quality when heated. It oozes everywhere, burns and then quickly begins to solidify.

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